Assorted Goods
Welcome to Assorted Goods, a place for everything that doesn’t quite fit anywhere else. Here, I’ll share a mix of thoughts, experiences, and stories—from the everyday to the unexpected. It’s a collection of whatever’s on my mind, and I’m excited to see where it takes us.
29 Pokémon Evolutions and Counting
A very merry unbirthday to me! Well, except that it’s my actual 29th birthday (November 2), approaching at max speed, and I’m gearing up to look back on this past year with a blend of curiosity and a magnifying glass. Birthdays are the ideal checkpoint to take inventory and ask myself the big questions: What’s working? What isn’t? Am I becoming the person little Madeline once dreamed of?
Actually, Don’t Pick Me.
The phenomenon of “pick-me” energy is a hot topic, with many people voicing their grievances about women who seek this validation. Ironically, while the intent is often to enlighten, these discussions can sometimes feel contradictory and generally miss the bigger picture. “Pick-me” energy is a nuanced issue deserving compassionate examination. It’s not just about calling out behaviors; it’s about understanding why we fall into these patterns and offering ourselves—and others—a little more grace.
Don’t H8 Me (Or Do)
Instead of seeing their dislike as a personal failure, I now understand that it’s merely a reflection of their own preferences and biases. As long as I feel good about who I am and maintain my integrity, their opinion holds no power over me.
Peaches & Perception
Laugh loud or don't, be your juicy peach self or try a different fruit altogether. Just know that, regardless of your fruit preference, you are sexy, beautiful, and gorgeous. And there is someone out there who undoubtedly agrees.
A Naked Little Pistachio
The armor I meticulously crafted to shield myself from pain and vulnerability may have inadvertently become a barrier to intimacy and authentic relationships.
Fairy Closure Mommy
No longer shall we be ensnared by the siren song of external validation, for we have discovered the sweet melody of self-assurance. Reflect, learn, and then let that sh*t go. Free yourself from seeking validation from others and embrace the freedom of owning your truth.
All Bangs, No Rizz
There are a billion jillion hot people in the world. As much as I truly hope that you feel like the most beautifulsexygorgeous person on the planet, it’s essential to recognize that attractiveness goes beyond physical appearance. So you look cool in the buff — what else you got, my guy?