All Bangs, No Rizz
It’s true. No rizz – just bangs and a penchant for chaos. But I’ll tell you what: I have charmed my way into lots of… hearts. And if there’s one thing about me, it’s that I am an excellent wingwoman. Come along, my flirtatious trainee. I’m going to help you charm your way into some really great hearts.
There are a billion jillion hot people in the world. As much as I truly hope that you feel like the most beautifulsexygorgeous person on the planet, it’s essential to recognize that attractiveness goes beyond physical appearance. So you look cool in the buff — what else you got, my guy?
Here are my top five tips for being a babe magnet, unrelated to how you look:
#1 Own Your Zest: Your zest is what makes you, well, you. Super into geology? Hot. Somebody is definitely going to want to climb that boulder. Into music? I’m drooling—sing to me, Paolo. Taking glassblowing lessons? Babygirl... Someone out there is super into what you’re putting out.
Don't hold back on what makes you uniquely you. Whether it's your hobbies, interests, or quirks, embrace them wholeheartedly. After all, you'll never find someone who matches your vibe if you're busy hiding your true self.
#2 Blind Confidence is Out, Self-Assurance is In: Confidence is undeniably attractive, but it doesn’t come easy for everybody. It's also one prideful moment away from arrogance, and that's what we're not going to do. What you need is an unshakeable sense of self-assurance – a deep trust in your ability to bounce back from anything.
Being a playa in the dating game sometimes comes with disappointment or, oh God, rejection. But those are both natural parts of life and also really great learning moments. At the end of the day, you are dope, and everything will be okay.
#3 Rejection, Schmejection: Rejection is not the end of the world. Not everybody will want to date you, and that’s fine. To illustrate this point, let me go Colorado on you for a second. (I've lived here for 8 months, and I’m definitely drinking the Kool-Aid.)
Long's Peak, a popular 14er, holds the unfortunate distinction of being one of the deadliest peaks in the area. However, it's not inherently more dangerous; it sees the most accidents because it's heavily trafficked.
The same principle applies to dating. Putting yourself out there carries a risk of rejection, but it's not a reflection of your worth. With proper preparation and mindset, just like tackling a challenging hike, you’re probably going to summit (winky face emoji).
#4 Stay Silly Goofy: Supposedly, laughter is an aphrodisiac (smirk emoji). I’m not saying you need to be Marcello Hernández to score a date. I’m saying that playful banter is a powerful connector and worth 5 points on the hot scale. To be honest, I’m certain that most of my personal game comes from my sense of humor.
A shared giggle or a hearty belly laugh can create an instant bond and pave the way for a memorable connection. Don’t be afraid to let loose and embrace your inner goofball.
#5 It’s Okay to Blunder: Alright, so, I really love chess, but I'm not exactly a grandmaster. In fact, I might actually be the world's worst chess player. God knew that chess skills would give me too much power. But that’s okay– I still love the game. My lack of skill doesn't stop me from having a blast and trying to improve.
So what if you have a tendency to put your foot in your mouth? Big deal! Embrace your verbal blunders as part of your unique brand of human. Being aware of and forward about your flaws is a sign that you are are honest with yourself. Accountability is super hot and a green flag for a great long-term partner. Plus, it’s those little moments of vulnerability that make you so easy to love.
There are plenty of factors that make someone attractive. Charming hearts isn't about fitting into a mold but embracing your messy, flawed, gloriously imperfect self and letting your true colors shine through. The key is to know your personal brand and show up with your full ass.
For me personally, that means taking my bangs, my chaos, and my unfiltered mouth and turning them into weapons for WORLD DOMINATION.
*Disclaimer: For legal purposes, that was a joke.
Until next time, I hope you charm your way into some truly remarkable…hearts. Keep sprinkling joy and mischief wherever your adventures take you, and never lose sight of the glorious, sexy human you are; most importantly, don’t do anything I wouldn’t do. Go get ‘em, Tiger.
With my whole heart,
Your Maddy
P.S. Marcello, if you’re reading this, hmu ;-)
