Assorted Goods
Welcome to Assorted Goods, a place for everything that doesn’t quite fit anywhere else. Here, I’ll share a mix of thoughts, experiences, and stories—from the everyday to the unexpected. It’s a collection of whatever’s on my mind, and I’m excited to see where it takes us.
All Bangs, No Rizz
There are a billion jillion hot people in the world. As much as I truly hope that you feel like the most beautifulsexygorgeous person on the planet, it’s essential to recognize that attractiveness goes beyond physical appearance. So you look cool in the buff — what else you got, my guy?