Assorted Goods

Welcome to Assorted Goods, a place for everything that doesn’t quite fit anywhere else. Here, I’ll share a mix of thoughts, experiences, and stories—from the everyday to the unexpected. It’s a collection of whatever’s on my mind, and I’m excited to see where it takes us.

A Naked Little Pistachio
Madeline Madeline

A Naked Little Pistachio

The armor I meticulously crafted to shield myself from pain and vulnerability may have inadvertently become a barrier to intimacy and authentic relationships.

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Credentials and Confessions
Madeline Madeline

Credentials and Confessions

If I haven’t earned your trust quite yet, that’s okay, I get it. But I’m going to keep showing up and sharing my stories. I'm not a genius who graduated from an Ivy League school or an astronaut with an out-of-this-world perspective. I'm a regular-degular 28-year-old girlie pop who's navigating life as a baby adult just like the rest of you. But I am raw and I am honest. And I hope that is enough.

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Signs! Synchronicities! Science?
Madeline Madeline

Signs! Synchronicities! Science?

Picture a scene straight out of a psychedelic cartoon, with me at the helm, channeling the energy of Miss Frizzle—but sexier– and also, I am in a spaceship. AND, instead of rocketing into outer space, I’m venturing into the Milky Way of your brain. Fear not, earthlings– as your woo-woo princess captain, I promise you're in good hands.

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